1.…YOU HAVE TO BLEND IN. UNDER NO CIRCIMSTANCE CAN YOU STAND OUT…
- Exhibit A: Bright purple Kenyan Bag : NO
- Exhibit B : Customise jewelry with your name on : NO
- Exhibit C : Flip flops in 80% chance of rain: NO
- Exhibit D :Over size bright pink rain coat: Absolutely not
- Exhibit E : Masters degree in overall shadiness : A definite no
2…MOST BIG RETAILERS HAVE SECURITY GAURDS DRESSED IN NORMAL CLOTHS. NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO THEY ARE
3…IN W…WHEN YOU PARK YOUR TROLLEY AT THE CHECK OUT POINT, DONT UNPACK EVERTHING. W’S CAMARES ARE ONLY ON THE TELLER, AND WHERE YOUR TROLLEY IS PARKED, IS A BLIND SPOT. NOW HOW DO I KNOW THAT…BEACUSE THEY VERY POLITELY TOLD ME THAT… WHEN…MY BRAND NEW R25 000 CELL GOT STOLEN IN THE 10 SECONDS I LEFT MY TROLLEY TO GRAB A SHOPPING BAG…..
4…WHEN YOU GET COUGHT…DO NOT PHONE YOUR LAYWER…OR YOUR BROTHER…OR YOUR BEST FRIEND…THE ONLY WAY YOU GETTING OFF….IS BY CALLING YOUR SPHYCIATRIST….
So…if you contemplating going into this world of crime…its ABSOLUTELY important to have a SPHYCIATRIST on speed dial…
Cat x
Authentically Cat 